Deals that are out of this world!
2019 UFO’s For Sale:
We currently have 2 UFO’s for sale here at the Jeff Wyler Automotive Family. Currently, the one on the right is in the body shop being touched up, but will be done just in time for the Area 51 raid. $1,200,000 takes them both home
Both have around 23k light years on the odometer
The body is flawless, no rust, and tons of element 115
Has a lift off time of 1.1 ms
0-60 in 0.1 seconds and capable of traveling light speed.
Seats 6 humanoids/non humanoids comfortably
Is equipped with a cloaking device, perfect for sneaking into top secret military bases.
The one on the left had its landing gear replaced. It’s Covered under 5 year, or, 100,000 light year interplanetary warranty (warranty does not apply outside of our universe)
The Flux Capacitor and tractor beam were serviced here in our shop as well. Both will last another million miles easily.
You will not find a better deal than this. They are being sold as a package deal and priced to sell quickly. If you are looking for the ultimate vehicle to raid Area 51, create crop circles and freak out small towns, or just explore galaxies far far away, look no further. This deal truly is out of this world.
Totally not stolen from Area 51
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